By u/Capable-Routine-3085
As a first time doll owner Big Futa Robin was an even better gift to myself than I could have imagined. Browsing MRSexDoll’s site, I was interested in a torso, not just a plain onahole, nor did I want a full-size doll. The torsos on sale all looked good, but what stood out to me about Robin was the fact that you can fuck her nipples and cock. As a futa fan, the cock already had me drooling but the fuckable nipples really got me reaching for my credit card. I’ll be approaching this review under the assumption that the reader is like me and wants the in-between of a simple handheld masturbator and a much more expensive, life sized doll. I truly believe that this is the best median between them, and I’ll go into the details now.
To start, Robin-chan came in a plain, unmarked brown box with literally no indication of what was inside. I appreciate the respect for privacy on that front. There wasn’t any major damage to the box outside of the usual small dents and surface scratches that one can expect from something being shipped overseas over an extended period. Opening it, we get to the meat and potatoes. The real box is this nice MrLSexDoll box that was designed to perfectly fit a waifu the size of Robin. She was nestled snug and tight in the box covered in protective plastic and sitting on a piece of Styrofoam for cushioning. Overall, the box would make for a good resting place for Robin-chan when not in use if you don’t have anywhere else to place her. Overall, I would give the packaging a 5/5.
Moving on to Robin herself, she’s even sexier than what she looks like on the websites. Her tits are as big as I thought they would be, but the size and girth of her cock was bigger than I thought (which I like). Her boobs were obviously designed for paizuri action if you didn’t want to fuck the insides. Another very pleasant surprise was just how plump and thick her ass is. I know Robin-chan is more for tits fans (like me) but ass guys will have a blast with her. In fact, she could easily be seen as the best of both worlds while giving futa fans what they like as well. Speaking of which, her cock is floppy and not erect which might be a turn-off for some but not for me. She also comes with equally impressive balls which feel great to squeeze and play with. Overall, she is incredibly satisfying and pleasing just to look at and admire her very nice curves. The only caveat is that she’s such a thicc girl, that means she has some serious weight to her. I was genuinely shocked how much she weighs. Her massive cock and balls make her bottom heavy and awkward to grab if you’re trying to move her. She’s not impossible to manipulate but it will be a challenge getting used to her weight. She’s more than worth it though. 6/5 for looks.
Now we’ll discuss the overall quality of the TPE material. It’s soft as someone’s skin after they just use fancy lotion. You can glide your fingers over her, and it genuinely feels like you could use her as a pillow to sleep on (don’t do that). It is very pleasant to feel and touch, and not just in a sexual way either. With that said, TPE is durable, but I’m always a little paranoid about ripping, tearing, or stretching too much so I tend to avoid touching her too much outside of a session. I would say so long as you’re not ridiculously rough or careless with her you can have her resting on you or even use her often so long as you maintain her well. All that aside, if you’re looking for a firmer type of material, namely silicone, then you won’t find any hardness here with Robin-chan. Everything flops, moves, or jiggles. Lightly bumping her will send shockwaves making everything vibrate. Fans of TPE will love it I’m sure, but I can get why some wouldn’t like it. With that said I would give quality a 5/5, but if you’re looking for any type of firmness, then it would drop to a 4 or maybe even a 3.5. Up to you if the jiggling is too much.
So, here’s where we meet the first little hangup I have with Futa Robin and it involves her main selling points. The fuckable nipples and cock. They are insanely small holes. Like ridiculously tiny holes where you genuinely would not even know they were designed to be penetrated if MRLSexDoll didn’t explicitly advertise them as such. I had so much trouble fucking them for the first couple of sessions, that I almost gave up on doing so. Luckily, I stuck with it and the experience of having my cock inside her boobs made it worth the trouble two-fold. I think the nipples had the tightest feel, and the best feeling inside grooves. The fact that you can squeeze the tit while you fuck meant it felt like my cock was being devoured. The second-best hole was the anus. Her ass wasn’t nearly as difficult to get into, but holy shit did it feel amazing. Even better was having her bouncy ass slamming against me as I fucker her. I also had trouble stuffing her cock because of how insanely small the hole was. When I finally got inside, it was nice, but not as good as anal or nipple fucking. Finally, we have boring, vanilla vaginal sex. Good, but doesn’t really compare to the other three. Initially, I would have given the usage a 3/5 because of the frankly unreasonably small holes for the main selling point, but after some patience I found them to be fucking amazing so another 6/5.
Last main part of this review will cover cleanup and maintenance. Because Robin-chan is TPE, she requires A LOT of maintenance and effort to stay looking sexy and fuckable. Quick rundown of the items you’ll want to have before Robin shows up at your door.
Baby oil, white bath sponges, spray bottle, corn starch, diatom drying rod stick, powder brush, white microfiber cloths, Dr Bronner’s Pure Castile Liquid Unscented soap, nitrile female condom, aquarium pump.
The first time you get her, you need to clean her which will be what you should make a habit every time you have fun with her. Mix the Castile soap with water in the spray bottle and lightly spritz her, using the bath sponge to absorb the water. Always pat her, never rub her. You want to soak up the water, not spread it over her body. Spray the inside of her canals as well. You won’t need a lot, but feel free to use the aquarium pump if you want to be extra cautious about not leaving any water in her insides. After you dabbed her with the sponge, use the microfiber cloth to pat her dry as much as possible. Let her air dry. She’ll be ready to go afterwards for the first time. Every subsequent cleaning will be done in a similar way, but with a couple more steps involved. Be sure to powder her with corn starch using the brush to keep her TPE skin healthy. You won’t need baby oil for at least a few weeks if not months so long as you keep her out of the sun. Feel free to use either the aquarium pump or diatom sticks to dry her out quicker whenever you’re done with her. I highly recommend using female condoms though to basically eliminate the need to clean the insides. Your call. Maintenance will be a pain in the ass no matter what though, so I must give a 3/5 for that. Less on MRLSexDoll and more just the nature of TPE material.
To end this rambling horseshit, Futa Robin was my introduction to the world of sex dolls, but she won’t be my last. What little shortcomings she has is completely dwarfed by how amazing Robin-chan is as a sex doll. MRLSexDoll has made an amazing product here, and I’m intrigued to see what other designs the company has in the future. Absolutely recommend.